March 2012
3 tags
“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com
YES.
(via golden-notebook)
artpixie:
mrsindigestions:
getting raped or molested and complaining about it for the rest of your life is like being in a wheelchair and constantly complaining you can’t walk
what are you gonna do about it
stop acting like a victim
Someone have a go at him and send a message to his inbox…
do it now. kill it with fire.
HEY, HIPSTERS:
irresolutesongbird:
STOP CLOGGING THE FRINGE TAG WITH YOUR NEWLY CUT HAIR AND YOUR ARTFULLY RIPPED CLOTHING.
I just wanna fangirl over the best program/show/fandom in existence!!!!!
“Gay people don’t actually try to convert people. That’s Jehovah’s Witnesses...”
– Tina Fey (via mrgolightly)
“We’re a family of strays, but together we’ve been found.”
– Tim Kasher (via loveyourchaos)
loveyourchaos:
This kid at work told me that he was going to take me out for Sweetest Day. I said alright, pick me up in the parking lot after my shift…. joking around, of course, and we both knew it. So today I go into work and I convinced him, with tears in my eyes, that I waited in the parking lot for him until 4 am, until the cops came and took me to Wendy’s because they felt bad that I...
“[F]or the first several years the SAT was offered, males scored higher than...”
– “Gender Bias in College Admissions Tests”, FairTest.org
And then people urge me everything is fine, of course it is, when you’re ignoring statistics that is.
(via cwnl)
As someone who tutors for the SAT (which I hate doing because the SAT is the worst thing ever and it makes me bitter that things...
safarizone:
My little cousins aren’t allowed to watch Fred because he is annoying.
That’s some good parenting.
“Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there’. I don’t know...”
– John Green (via atomiclanterns)
loveyourchaos:
The Clash - Should I Stay or...
Watchfield-magic-skyscraper:
goddamnitreddas:
suckmyphallus:
angelsdontbreathe:
jinnix:
charliessock:
t-stansetis:
grimdarkprimrose:
weirdkanjigirl:
nutellaavenger:
zillybooradley:
cupcakemonstahh:
-jordo:
Everybody watch this.
just watch.
Watch and learn.
Stop what you’re doing and watch this.
Ooo, this is on my dash again! Not that I’m complaining, this is a...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 10 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
“Here’s to alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a...”
– (via kayleyhyde)
